March 2012
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we’re having this party
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February 2012
54 posts
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“it has a clitorus force”
– kelsey bell (2012) on: the coriolis effect force in relation to a space elevator
blogging from kelsey and alex’s apartment in yoga pants smoking cigarettes on a couch yeah, oh yeah
anyone want a ride to MARY CHRIST / SWEARIN’ / WORRIERS on thursday
ashtraytongue:
i can’t believe how scandalous the battlestar galactica webisodes must be, i need to watch them immediately
http://en.battlestarwiki.org/wiki/The_Face_of_the_Enemy
also bobby i cant believe you’ve been sitting on this information
there are things i know that no one else ever will
and most of them have to do with battlestar galactica
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y’all i never noticed but my little user icon makes it look like i’m spitting these posts out of my mouth!!
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llsn replied to your post: is it still breakfast if you lay in bed awake for…
i am eating breakfast right now
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ashtraytongue replied to your post: is it still breakfast if you lay in bed awake for…
i made coffee
llsn replied to your post: is it still breakfast if you lay in bed awake for…
yes
ashtraytongue liked your post: is it still breakfast if you lay in...
is it still breakfast if you lay in bed awake for 7 hours and then eat at 2:30 pm?
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bobby
ashtraytongue:
bobby slept over my house last night and he left one of his socks on the bed. so i guess hes still wearing the other one
true story i am wearing one of kelsey’s socks because i stole that shit
btw if you ever need any thing to think about while masturbating think about kelsey and i snuggled up watching battlestar (that’s what i do)
i’m not gonna be here forever
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road house and con air are my two favorite movies
i still have another package of lucky strikes, score
“yeah, i’m playing with these legos and it’s pretty sweet, but, like,...”
– kelsey on: his childhood
“yo i fuckin love ‘about a boy’”
– bobby rodriguez (2012)
came home, turned on the tv, it was the episode of buffy i left off on 3 months ago.
i just saw a commercial for the twilight: breaking dawn dvd targeted to people to buy for their girlfriends
it said “do you know what your girlfriend wants on valentines day? it is breaking dawn on dvd. buy it for them and then after the movie it will be happy valentines day for you.”
and it showed edward and bella making out
whoever made this commercial never saw the movie...
llsn replied to your post: it’s getting to the point where i talk out loud to…
what movie are you watching
it’s not even a movie, (i spent five minutes trying to decide which word to use though and i picked that) it’s an episode of friday the 13th the series.
specifically, there’s an actor guy who is actually a gross bloaty monster actor guy and he has to kill people...
it’s getting to the point where i talk out loud to myself when i’m watching movies
give me good bones, and i can do anything
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A Class Divided: A PBS presentation of the blue... →
kelsey: what the fuck is a kangaroo? what kind of animal would just have a baby on its stomach and jump around. they're like a bear
bobby: they'll kick you to death too
kelsey: also, a giraffe is just a brontosaurus. no one's probably ever compared a brontosaurus skeleton to a giraffe's one, like, they are the same
i was just thinking about how cool it would be to go to jacob’s pillow and learn about things but then i, embarrassed at the masturbatory fantasy, remembered that i suck at dancing and got back to writing citations for a paper.
i have got to figure out what to wear to that v-day show
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i’m gonna start sleeping with hash in my nose and my face next to an open flame. it’s the only way to be sure.
a heavily annotated copy of pony pals #17: detective pony