January 2012
73 posts
2012 will be the year of the power ballad...
llsn:
mark my words
kelsey doesn’t like air supply, friend break up
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December 2011
103 posts
i’ve liked 665 posts
also i’m thinking about sewing my mouth shut
if there are ghosts I will be … with you always as a ghost
llsn asked: hope you're feeling better~~
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you will have to destroy the incubator of the bionosaurus if you want to keep living on this planet in peace
you know when you wake up and then slowly realize over about 30 seconds that you are definitely sick? like i took inventory, i was like, man, my neck fucking hurts, and i don’t appear to be able to breathe, and then when i stood up it was like alright. alright. fuck.
i don’t feel too hot, tumblr
i hope you can feel the staggering amount of negative vibes i am pouring into this internet post. if joy was a tangible person i would put them in a full nelson.
i think game freak made a stand by me reference in the first thirty seconds of pokemon red
llsn:
the only way 2012 could be more disappointing than 2011 is if the apocalypse doesn’t happen
snow on halloween -> 60 degrees december 22nd
you know you’ve hit rock bottom when a sizable percentage of your tumblr posts are just about the weather.
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sitting here tapping my foot and looking at my watch with a slightly annoyed expression, waiting for the audio post limit to reset so i can post another morrissey song and then get on with my life
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2. Play. Stuart Brown, who has devoted his life to the science of play, has...
– A Love Letter to the Overcommitted
decent article about burn-out in activist communities/social justice projects
(via tooyoungforthelivingdead)
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today, kelsey is bewildered during his pokemon game at a trainer named “picknicker kelsey”.
further cementing my tumblr’s position as a kelsey life update blog
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1001openhands:
things i want:
cigarettes
a black dress
a new nose ring
books to give as presents
our list is…. identical
bakshi directed the 1967 spiderman series? AMAZING (SPECTACULAR)
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by now i would’ve found out if there was anything more to life than getting drunk and watching the lord of the rings movies
alright mister big dick gondor, over here
– bobby rodriguez (2011)
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ashtraytongue:
“guys, you work out, you sweat. but you don’t have to break out. if you’re not stoked about your skin, check out proactive.”
yo i don’t know about those guys but i never work out and i bathe in vat of human blood. it shrinks my pores and makes my skin soft/covered in human blood.
i use pro-active and i am almost never covered in human blood (but i am covered in BREAK OUT)
this is actually exactly what georgia is like
– kelsey bell (2011) on a wild fox standing on a table in this movie
llsn:
rediscovered my brother’s xbox
rediscovered tony hawk underground (bobby and kelsey, i’m so ready for you)
rediscovered my awful secret cursing problem
i am unphased
also i only communicate in swear words
i don’t believe in magic any more, jean
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wooo stayin up all night for no reason
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diablo II is sweet… the health and mana bar.
– a complete sentence from kelsey bell (2011) on why diablo 2 is a good game
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kelsey: this is the good shit
bobby: yeah whenever you guys go upstairs you make that large 24 oz diarrhea coffee,
kelsey: it’s just black water, it’s like, “i’m a third grade teacher and i have to go to school”
the miracle of life
kelsey and i watching gordon ramsey watching gordon ramsey’s kids watching a video of gordon ramsey delivering a stillborn lamb, then grab another lamb and rub it on the corpse of the first and in the sheep’s vagina, so the sheep will like the lamb?
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llsn replied to your post: i hate to be the one to tell kelsey that foie gras…
how is that something you guys even started talking about………. are you watching kitchen nightmares???
YES
“no one likes butter, it just gets all over your face” -kelsey bell (2011)
i hate to be the one to tell kelsey that foie gras is a thing that exists, but
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kelsey, if you are on tumblr in your dream, read this and wake up off that couch and hit this bowl
the ultimate prank is to be a stupid asshole and be wrong about everything for a few months, and then start being right about everything so your friends look like stupid assholes when they don’t believe that johnny marr was dropping knives on a guitar, or that rogert ebert had jaw cancer, or that a knish is a thing that exists.
i don’t really know what to do with myself when it is too cold to drive around and smoke
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yeah no though nothing says “end of the semester” relief like psychedelic drugs y’all
let’s just get really high and watch apocalypto, guys
– bobby rodriguez (2011)