January 2012
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2012 will be the year of the power ballad...
llsn: mark my words kelsey doesn’t like air supply, friend break up
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
103 posts
Dec 31st
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i’ve liked 665 posts also i’m thinking about sewing my mouth shut
Dec 31st
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“if there are ghosts I will be … with you always as a ghost”
Dec 29th
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llsn asked: hope you're feeling better~~
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
you will have to destroy the incubator of the bionosaurus if you want to keep living on this planet in peace
Dec 26th
you know when you wake up and then slowly realize over about 30 seconds that you are definitely sick? like i took inventory, i was like, man, my neck fucking hurts, and i don’t appear to be able to breathe, and then when i stood up it was like alright. alright. fuck. i don’t feel too hot, tumblr
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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i hope you can feel the staggering amount of negative vibes i am pouring into this internet post. if joy was a tangible person i would put them in a full nelson.
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
i think game freak made a stand by me reference in the first thirty seconds of pokemon red
Dec 24th
llsn: the only way 2012 could be more disappointing than 2011 is if the apocalypse doesn’t happen
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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snow on halloween -> 60 degrees december 22nd you know you’ve hit rock bottom when a sizable percentage of your tumblr posts are just about the weather.
Dec 22nd
Dec 21st
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sitting here tapping my foot and looking at my watch with a slightly annoyed expression, waiting for the audio post limit to reset so i can post another morrissey song and then get on with my life
Dec 21st
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“2. Play. Stuart Brown, who has devoted his life to the science of play, has...”
– A Love Letter to the Overcommitted decent article about burn-out in activist communities/social justice projects (via tooyoungforthelivingdead)
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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today, kelsey is bewildered during his pokemon game at a trainer named “picknicker kelsey”. further cementing my tumblr’s position as a kelsey life update blog
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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1001openhands: things i want: cigarettes a black dress a new nose ring books to give as presents our list is…. identical
Dec 19th
bakshi directed the 1967 spiderman series? AMAZING (SPECTACULAR)
Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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by now i would’ve found out if there was anything more to life than getting drunk and watching the lord of the rings movies
Dec 18th
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“alright mister big dick gondor, over here”
– bobby rodriguez (2011)
Dec 18th
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ashtraytongue: “guys, you work out, you sweat. but you don’t have to break out. if you’re not stoked about your skin, check out proactive.” yo i don’t know about those guys but i never work out and i bathe in vat of human blood. it shrinks my pores and makes my skin soft/covered in human blood. i use pro-active and i am almost never covered in human blood (but i am covered in BREAK OUT)
Dec 17th
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“this is actually exactly what georgia is like”
– kelsey bell (2011) on a wild fox standing on a table in this movie
Dec 17th
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llsn: rediscovered my brother’s xbox rediscovered tony hawk underground (bobby and kelsey, i’m so ready for you) rediscovered my awful secret cursing problem  i am unphased also i only communicate in swear words
Dec 17th
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i don’t believe in magic any more, jean
Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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wooo stayin up all night for no reason
Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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“diablo II is sweet… the health and mana bar.”
– a complete sentence from kelsey bell (2011) on why diablo 2 is a good game
Dec 14th
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kelsey: this is the good shit bobby: yeah whenever you guys go upstairs you make that large 24 oz diarrhea coffee, kelsey: it’s just black water, it’s like, “i’m a third grade teacher and i have to go to school”
Dec 14th
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the miracle of life
kelsey and i watching gordon ramsey watching gordon ramsey’s kids watching a video of gordon ramsey delivering a stillborn lamb, then grab another lamb and rub it on the corpse of the first and in the sheep’s vagina, so the sheep will like the lamb?
Dec 14th
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llsn replied to your post: i hate to be the one to tell kelsey that foie gras… how is that something you guys even started talking about………. are you watching kitchen nightmares??? YES “no one likes butter, it just gets all over your face” -kelsey bell (2011) 
Dec 14th
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i hate to be the one to tell kelsey that foie gras is a thing that exists, but
Dec 14th
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kelsey, if you are on tumblr in your dream, read this and wake up off that couch and hit this bowl
Dec 14th
the ultimate prank is to be a stupid asshole and be wrong about everything for a few months, and then start being right about everything so your friends look like stupid assholes when they don’t believe that johnny marr was dropping knives on a guitar, or that rogert ebert had jaw cancer, or that a knish is a thing that exists.
Dec 13th
i don’t really know what to do with myself when it is too cold to drive around and smoke
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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yeah no though nothing says “end of the semester” relief like psychedelic drugs y’all
Dec 13th
“let’s just get really high and watch apocalypto, guys”
– bobby rodriguez (2011)
Dec 13th
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